When I get up to Pee at Three
When I get up to pee at three, I simply cannot win.
I peak outside for aliens, or someone breaking in.
I make sure all the doors are locked, and bolted nice and tight.
I rearrange the counter so the kitchen looks just right.
I wander room to room to reassure my restless head.
No monsters or calamities so now, I'm off to bed.
Oh, No! I forgot to pee!
Lady O
